#272 The Lone star dildo State; Rule of the Road #1: Don’t eat Gas Station Nachos!

Walmart customer tackles deer inside store… English student submits Grade A rap album… T-rex costume prankster spooks horse drawn carriage… It’s illegal to have multiple sex toys in TX… Woman is in intensive care after eating gas station snack… Mechanic crashes Porsche during preliminary test drive… Caffeine fueled passenger tried attacking flight attendants with coffee pots.