#306 ALWAYS Takeout Your Contacts (they don’t just dissolve, idiot!)

A car crashes through the roof of a St. Louis home after hitting the curb… Man gets trapped inside of an ATM machine in Texas after changing a lock and forgetting his key card while inside... Google Earth discovers the word Asshole on someone’s lawn that their neighbors wrote…A puma burst through a woman’s window and landed on top of her while she was sleeping in California… Florida trooper released video of a man who chewed through camera wire and putting chewing gum on the camera after being arrested…Suspect breaks in to adult store and stole “two of the biggest dongs that were sold” and a bottle of lotion…