#319 For One Man, Nail Guns Are A Pain In The Chest; A Stripper Attacks a Cannibal

Guy accidentally shot himself in the chest with a nail gun then drove himself to the hospital... Massachusetts man had a blood alcohol level three times above the legal limit while he ran down an elderly man and said the alcohol was prescribed by doctors… Male stripper attacked his 67 year old partner because he thought he was a cannibal... Man in China bought 5,000 bowls of spicy noodles for residents, after the noodle shop returned the engagement ring he had accidentally left outside… Man high on meth was arrested for throwing rocks from building because he was under the impression that the Purge was about to happen…