#320 Man has sex with a fence & Women are painting vaginas on their fingernails

Cheese festival that ran out of cheese…  Police looking for TX resident who had sex with a chain link fence... Woman swam up to a fisherman’s boat, bit the line then swam away... Naked man sprayed a garden hose at police from on top of a school...  Preteens in Scotland spending the night in a superstore...  Argument broke out between wife and mistress at the funeral of 74 year old man. Significant amount of stool found in colon os 49 yr old gorilla… Woman found defecating in front of other passengers on a bus in Australia. Women are painting vaginas on their finger nails it’s the latest trend to hit Instagram.