#321 It’s Summer and Santa’s Already Demanding Sex From the Elves

Man in Spain tied his penis to a shotgun and used it to shot himself in the head… Pennsylvania school teacher fell off a rooftop balcony from laughing in Mexico and died... Golden retriever’s owner found $80,000 worth of black tar heroin… The Owner of Santa’s Workshop has a lawsuit against him for sexual harassment for demanding sex for lower rent… Business man paid $2,000 on British Airlines and the seat he got had been pissed on by a previous passenger... An officer cited a party for blasting the Cops Theme song...