#343 Quick: You’ve Got Meth Balloons In Your Butt, How Do You Hide The Evidence?

Australia voting on legalizing same-sex marriage had “BUMSEX” appear on his ballot barcode… man accused of placing toothpicks in bus seats to poke riders as they sit… Death Wish brewing company recalls coffee for fear of causing death by botulism… nurses pose for photo giving newborns middle finger, calling them ‘mini Satans’… man in hurry to escape police custody stop at business to see if they’re hiring… Playboy model considering breast reduction after getting sucker punched by boob while running.