#373 Look Out Its Bomb…Wait Nevermind Its Just A Zucchini

A woman was knocked out with a concussion when her washer exploded… 19 year old man shot himself in the penis after holding up a hot dog stand... Surgeons retrieved 639 nails out of a man using a magnet… German man thought a zucchini laying in his garden was a WW2 bomb… Young man thought a t-shirt given to him by his ex-girlfriend said I love you in a foreign language, it actually said sister f’er... Kenyan lions are being kept in isolation due to a doctor claiming they are homosexual because of seeing gay men at the zoo OR they’re demonic.