#400 Electric Company Charges Family $284billion for Extreme Christmas Light Display

Swiss politician has blamed weak butts for the suicide of homosexuals... Man tried to electrocute and kill his pregnant wife by wiring car batteries to the front door knob... A woman was charged $284 billion by her electric company; she was worried that she put up her Christmas lights incorrectly… Man Hurdles gates at the London underground got his genitals stuck in the gate... Thai man was previously thought dead, three day funeral service... Family received an anonymous letter calling them scrooges because they did not decorate their house for Christmas... Mr. Wang and his wife were waiting for the paramedics and his testicle was in a rice bowl because she accidentally bit it off...