#454 Of ALL The Orifices That Could Have Sealed Shut, Why Did It Have To Be THAT One?


A seven year-old dug up a fossil while playing at sibling’s soccer game… a group of American students started a fire in Italy when they tried to cook pasta with no water… someone shared a photo of a bear with what they claim is a bag of French toast… a guest at a hotel in Spain got his scrotum caught in a chair before showering… a man directed sunlight into a neighbor’s apartment using mirrors to annoy them… a Texan news director was fired after his comments “F*** it, lick it, smell it” made it onto live TV… a man died after a theater seat’s electronic locking mechanism shut on his head.