#460 Putting Knees In Your Mouth Can Give You Invisibility!?!?


A woman arrested in Florida blamed the wind for blowing cocaine into her purse... A woman accidentally sent her son to school in a shirt that said “I’m Lovin’ It” with a woman spreading her legs that looked like the McDonalds’ arch… A seventeen year old boy was arrested after breaking a window at a school and hit the principal with a spear... A contaminated synthetic marijuana strain laced with rat poison that causes you to bleed out of your orifice... A cult claims that it can give followers the power of invisibility if they keep human remains in their mouth... Chinese doctors successfully removed a three foot phone cable to reduce itchiness in his urethra...