#495 Guy Caught Pleasuring Himself On A Plane: Calls for Some Sort of HIJACKING Joke, right?


Woman charged with evading cops through alleyways on a zany chase… drunken man reports false shooting at a Disney resort for a YouTube prank… a woman’s daughter attacked by a kangaroo in Alabama… four peacocks escaped the Philly zoo onto the highway… daughter of a killer involved romantically with one of the victims arrested after a fight… Sweet Jesus ice cream facing controversy after expanding… police arrest the Sheboygan serial toilet clogger.