#497 A Penis Can Be Used As Shark Bait, Just Ask This Unfortunate Teenager


Maryland Man was building a nuclear bunker and accidently killed a man who was setting it up for him… Teen had his penis ripped off by a shark…  An elderly man shoved an eggplant in his ass to help with constipation... Deputy hurls cans of baked beans to take down hammer-wielding suspect…  Charlotte Fox died falling down the stairs after surviving Mt. Everest…  A bumper car was spotted on the highway… 80 students had their final exams thrown out after finding out the answers were posted on social media… A diamond encrusted vibrator is being made by an Aussie designer for an explosive and expensive orgasm…