‘Cause who doesn’t love jokes about these three things?
1. One man’s mispronunciation is another man’s laughter!
2. Rearenclaw, Slythertush, Buttindor, & Hufflebum – the Sorting Ass will magically determine to which of the four school Houses each new student is to be ASSigned.
3. If you don’t know what to do with that ‘big fat butt’ here’s a little reminder…
4. Let us never forget the fart storm Casey unleashed at a fancy Country Club. May that poor woman who witnessed this event forget it ever happened.
5. A list about asses wouldn’t be complete without the famous game of Crackshot!
Bonus video: Casey successfully lights one of his farts on fire. Recognize the sound of his excitement? We like it that sound….
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