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MEXICO CITY, MEXICO - SEPTEMBER 12: General view during a press conference with Reed Hastings, CEO of Netflix, to announce the Netflix service in Mexico at the St. Regis Hotel on September 12, 2011 in Mexico City, Mexico. (Photo by Hector Vivas/Latin Content/Getty Images)

We all know the jokes, whether it’s Netflix and Chill, or not moving from your couch for days. 

You eat all meals in front of the television, surfing episode after episode.

And then, Netflix has the AUDACITY to ask “Are you still watching?” You feel like, “YEAH NETFLIX, I’m still watching because I’m SO LAZY. STOP JUDGING ME.”

The best part happens to be that Netflix is aware of all the jokes. Last night, Netflix posted this on their Facebook account. It’s a small reminder of one large fact: Netflix owns all of us.



"One more episode" - You, lying straight to your own face


If Amy Cooper were a jelly doughnut, she would be a ‘Sarcasm-filled Doughnut.’