Stop Doing This… 26 Ways You’re Pissing Off The Flight Attendants
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Did you know that on a plane men tend to get more emotional then women? In fact 41% of guys have admitted to burying their faces in a blanket to hide tears during an in-flight movie. Pussy.
There are a few, interesting theories as to why it happens that we covered this morning plus the list below of disgusting, stupid and just plain rude habits passengers display:
From Business Insider, here are the most common complaints from Flight Attendants:
- Stop hogging the overhead bins –“Your bag is too damn big, check it.”
- Not saying hello…“seriously is it that hard?”
- Putting your nasty feet on someone else’s seat. “Really? Is there anywhere people don’t hate this?”
- Asking “What do you have?” “The announcement wasn’t for every passenger except you “
- Not listening to the safety presentation. “Don’t mind us, we’re just trying to save your life A**hole”.
- Giving us trash when we’re handing out food. “Yes, please hand me your used tissue while I’m giving you dinner.”
- Not specifying how you take your coffee. “Let me just read your mind real quick.”
- Not taking responsibility for your bags. “Again, your bag is too damn big to fit in the bin!”
- Going barefoot. Even Casey’s guilty of this one…
- Using the bathroom when the seatbelt sign is on. “Don’t be mad at us when you pee on your shoes.”
- Being in the bathroom when the plane is landing. “Don’t make everyone else late because you had too much to drink. And please wear your damn shoes.”
- Wearing headphones when we’re talking. “We know you can hear us!”
- Don’t act entitled. “Even in first class it’s still not your plane.”
- “Sure, hit the call button every 5 minutes, I don’t have anything else to do.”
- Touch the flight attendant when you need us. “I know I look hot but get the F off of me.”
- Freak out when you get chicken instead of pasta. “We all know you’re going to find something wrong with it anyway.”
- Snap your fingers at us. “Snap your fingers, we might snap your neck.”
- Stand around on the plane. “There’s a reason you bought a seat.”
- Get mad at us for things that aren’t our fault. “I’ll just go tell the wind to calm down.”
- Expecting us to know everything about your flight. “Does it look like I’m flying the plane?”
- Clip your toenails. “NO.”
- Watch porn. “It takes two to join the mile high club, creep.”
- Trying for freebies. “Come on, you’re better than that.”
- BYOB-ing it. “I don’t think thats six ounces…”
- Demanding us as soon as you get on the plane. “Take a second, get to know your neighbor.”
- Ask for Diet Coke (apparently this is the fizziest brand of soda & clocks in the longest pour time) “If this plane crashes, at least you know you were on a diet.”
Marisa Magnatta, Producer at The Preston & Steve Show, has clocked-in two decades at 93.3 WMMR, Philly. She’s your source for everything Philly, concert, sports fan, restaurant or Preston & Steve Show related.
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