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I DON’T ALWAYS EAT PIZZA WITH RANCH DRESSING” – Caseyboy

…but if you know someone who does, then the Hidden Valley Ranch Holiday Outlet just became your one stop place for holiday shopping.

The online store is selling ranch themed ugly Christmas sweaters, bedazzled Christmas ornaments, slippers, coozies, cell phone cases,

and a mini keg full of ranch dress (YES, IT’S REAL!). Also available on the site, the Ranch Dressing Fountain (YES, THAT IS REAL TOO!)

$50 gets you a 9.7 inch mini keg that holds up to 5 liters of ranch + a year supply of Hidden Valley Ranch. Pre-ordering is recommended, the item begins shipping on December 11.

Order wisely.