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INDIO, CA - APRIL 22: Festivalgoers attend day 2 of the 2017 Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival (Weekend 2) at the Empire Polo Club on April 22, 2017 in Indio, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images for Coachella)

To no one’s surprise the 2018 Coachella lineup is… very… ummm… Coachella-y.

Yes, there are definitely a few bands that pique our interest between headliners Beyoncé, Eminem & the Weeknd, but again it’s a notoriously outrageous concert lineup that can only be deciphered with an intense Google search.  And the internet agrees. Just hours after the announcement these mock posters began popping up:


Highlights: My Dad Playing Various Bass Parts to Deep Purple Songs  •  A Bunch of Old Punks Complaining That Punk is Dead after A Bunch Of Kids Killing Punk Music  •  A 30-min Slide Show of Cute Dogs in Pirate Costumes


Highlights: Clean Porta Pottys  •  Play with Golden Retrievers on Ecstasy •  A Stage With A Meatloaf On It  •  Morgan Freeman ASMR


Highlights: 18 minutes of the Electric Slide   •   The Cast of  The Jacksons: An American Dream  •  Potato Salad Contest   •   Tony! Toni! Tone!


We did the math, everyone on this lineup is over 18yrs old:


Highlights: Janice from Friends  •  Sister Act Nuns  •  Jamie Lee Curtis as Lindsay Lohan’s Character in Freaky Friday