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While most criminals rob banks to get the money inside the vault, one man in San Diego broke into a bank to warm his Hot Pocket.

According to Fox News, the man broke into a San Diego Wells Fargo shattering a window to get in the bank branch wanted to use the microwave.

The man was quickly taken into custody after surveillance cameras showed him breaking in and heating up Hot Pockets to eat.

A reported ask him later, “Was it worth it?” and the man responded saying, “Yeah, it was worth it. A Hot Pocket? Hell, yeah.”

The man, who told reporters he is homeless, said he ate two of the microwaveable turnovers while inside the bank.