Maynard James Keenan pulled a prank on Danny Carey during a recent Tool show that will have you growing and showing…your laughter.

Keenan shared the video below via Instagram in which he replaces Carey’s gong mallet during a drum solo with a dildo forcing Carey to strike his gong with the sex toy. (He appropriately captioned the video, “Dick joke. Literally.”) Carey didn’t appear phased by the shenanigans, but Keenan seemed really proud of himself for pulling off the prank.

I mean, he just looks so happy! When you think about it, if Maynard is happy, aren’t we all happy, too? Anyway, enjoy the clip, and then have a laugh about how this author can never fully explain to her child’s teachers what exactly she does for a living when making small talk during parent/teacher conferences.

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Erica Banas is a rock/classic rock news blogger who's well versed in etiquette and extraordinarily nice.