[00:00:35] Gwyneth Paltrow Trial. The whole world is focused on it. The jury sided with Paltrow, deciding she was not at fault for the skiing accident. She got $1 as compensation by own her request. Preston is the only one who was involved in a jury that helped rule a case. Steve thinks it’d be cool to be the juror who announces the jury’s decision. Callers call in with their own stories regarding jury duty and homicide cases. Kathy wants to be on a jury but not for an insurance-based trial. Steve has not stayed on a jury because of the law enforcement history in his family. Casey was called to jury duty on Jury Duty Appreciation Day, where there was a lot of free food. 

[00:42:13] Jace Got Braces. Kathy's son was not excited because he cannot eat his favorite candies now. He is a rule-follower, so he will not eat the stuff kids try to eat with braces on. He is a rule-follower. The coolness of braces depends on the kid. It took twenty minutes to floss Jace’s teeth after he got his braces. Casey was excited to get braces because they helped him stand out. Marissa recommends that Jace treat brace colors like nail polish. Callers call in with their own stories regarding braces, oral surgery, and baby teeth. 

[01:31:03] BEST OF: Bizarre File. 

[01:52:38] The Mini-Connoisseur. Marissa is filling in for Preston. Dunkin has breakfast tacos. They are available nationwide and all day long. Steve points out that the company is trying to shift into regular food items. Cup Noodles introduces a new breakfast flavor. The noodles are in a sauce as opposed to a broth and covered in classic breakfast flavors like syrup and eggs. It will be available for a limited time. The gang has some reservations about this one. Nick is completely out. Philly has nabbed a whopping sixteen nominations for the James Beard Awards. These include awards in the Mid-Atlantic and National categories. Marissa says there are A LOT of places in Philly that can help you break into the city’s cuisine. Neshaminy Creek Brewing Company is debuting “Rita’s Fruit Beers.” Connor brings in tasters for the gang. The first one in the series is Rita’s Fruit Brew Mango Blonde Ale. Nick likes it. Citizens Bank Park is rolling out some new food options. One of the items is Mexican street popcorn, served in a miniature Phillies helmet. South Philly disco fries are another item. Uncle Charlie’s steak is debuting as well, inspired by Charlie Manuel. Hand-battered chicken tenders and a jerk chicken sandwich are on Citizens Bank Park’s menu too.  

[02:31:06] Randy Feltface stops by the studio. He has one of the most-viewed videos on the show’s YouTube channel. He didn’t realize he was a viral hit for the station. He has been doing this for eighteen years and isn’t pleased that he hasn’t surpassed the penis painting video. He will conflict any stories about his origins to make this interview funnier. Steve asks Randy about a few deadly animals in Australia. Randy is from Victoria, so he recommends Melbourne as a city to visit. Sydney is more pretentious than Melbourne. Randy says Mad Max and The Castle are classic Australian movies. He is not a fan of Crocodile Dundee. Steve suggests that Randy should go to the Mutter Musuem. The largest colon is there. Randy filmed his Philly comedy special during his last visit to the show. The gang explains what the Phillie Phanatic is. Randy vows to tell a Muppet story the next time he is in Philly. 

[03:10:24] BEST OF: Bizarre File. 

[03:29:48] Hollywood Trash and Music News. The line-up for Power Trip has been revealed. Coldplay’s concert film is set to be released next month. Ace Frehley is threatening to release a 120-page manuscript filled with “dirt” on Stan Pauley and Gene Simmons. 

[03:52:49] The Wrap-Up. The gang hands the broadcast off to Pierre Robert.