A body builder crushed a world record when she used her thighs to smash 3 watermelons in under 8 seconds… A woman died after an ex-security guard posed as a doctor and performed surgery on her… A cicada was responsible for a single car crash… A man attacked a grocery store worker over Chick-Fil-A sauce… A woman who was stabbed by an umbrella 3 years ago is now suing the industry… A man is being held on two counts of first-degree assault after stabbing people he played golf with… A teenager is in critical condition after a breaching whale landed on top of his boat… A woman with a knife was arrested at a speech about the homelessness crisis in LA… A man said he won a winning lottery ticket and was so excited that he drove away with the gas pump still in his car… People living in a neighborhood decided to throw a 16th party themed “Sweet 16 and never been fixed” for a vacant house… A club in PA is hosting a Rattle Snake Hunt…