A man got so drunk he forgot he legally changed his name to “Celine Dion”… Man tried to smuggle $34,000 worth of cocaine under his toupee… A man has been jailed for slashing and threatening another man with a knife after a disagreement over silly string… That viral image of a 5G chip ‘hidden’ in COVID vaccines is actually a guitar pedal… Cow elk rescued after getting stuck in lawn chair… A Three Forks woman is accused of shooting a gun after a man, who wasn’t allowed in her house, mooned her on his way out… Man faces charges for placing pornographic pictures on county walking trails… Michigan teen fatally shot himself during game of Russian roulette, police say… Chairs stolen from outside couple’s home returned refurbished…
#1043 Drunk Superfan Legally Changed His Name to Celine Dion… And Forgot About It