Texas couple accused of stealing $10,000 dog, employee was pinned onto the hood of their car trying to stop them… John Dillermand is a Danish children’s show being released about John Dillermand’s penis, which would be the world’s largest…. Police in NJ responded to a pair of chickens reeking havoc in a McDonald’s parking lot… A Florida man threatened to kill deputies as they were taking him into custody after he rode his airboat on the streets… Arizona man was arrested with 400lb of weed… A Utah man pleaded guilty to damaging US property while searching for treasure… PA man was curious and bored and set fire to the Johannesburg hotel… Porch pirate got caught on video being caught in the act and getting stuck in the snow in his car… Attorney Ryan Reynolds cannot practice law right now because he has a drug problem… Two people arrested on Saturday for DUI, two people in the same car, after an argument the woman grabbed onto the wheel of the car…