South African deputy president introduces new brand of government issued condoms to replace old noisy and smelly ones… Japanese man uses karate on bear while fishing, drives himself to hospital with the fish he caught… Man dressed as princess leaves underwear on women’s driveways… Woman sets wrong car on fire in attempt to get back at boyfriend… High school janitor poisoned coworker because she got promotion he wanted… Man breaks into a home and paints the family dog purple.