A bird flying over a Philly Art Museum dropped 5lb catfish on a woman’s face… Chihuahua ate its owner’s marijuana-laced cookies and become incredibly high… Woman arrested in D.C. for stealing 3 individual French fries… Fertility doctor is charged for using his own sperm to impregnate women… woman on trial for flashing, performing sexual acts with boys at a bar mitzvah… man attempted to sail an inflatable mattress from Maine to Canada.