Home owner caught two burglars having sex… Orgy leads to one member getting stabbed… Martin Shkreli is willing to get punched in the face… Briefcase full of coke lost after drug dealer plays with dog… Weirdo spys in K-Mart dressing room with condoms and crispie treat… A group of golfers found intestines and a stomach laid out on course… Lawrence, Kansas police remind you that political opinions are not 9-1-1 worthy.