Illinois inspectors suspended a doctor who was giving children homemade vaccines… a man claiming to be a reincarnated king is suing after getting a parking ticket at Stonehenge… a woman paid $50,000 to punch pharma-bro Martin Shkreli in the face… a heckler at the Ryder cup was challenged to make a put and sunk it on his first try… Iowa man arrested after attempting to break into a home while naked, pooped at the front door.