Man lied about being robbed while playing Pokemon Go!… The circus wants you to stop referring to the election as a circus… Turtles bites man’s penis… Frogs in Lake Titicaca are dying for unknown reasons… Two men from Australia have sent themselves death threats to get off from work… Woman has hairball in stomach due to weird fetish… Man was stuck in his own chimney… Dude tried buying snowmobile off state trooper with weed.