The owner of a shop tortured his burglars for a whole hour… a man wearing a clown-mask stepped on a land-mine in Cambodia… a UK man farted in a child’s eye and sucked his eye… you can pay to ride a tank over a car with Hillary Clinton & Donald Trump dolls inside… a woman wrote in her Tinder profile that she’s looking for a man with a functioning liver… a man in a wheelchair detonated a pipe-bomb in a health clinic.