Small-hearted man lit a Grinch parade float on fire with a cigarette butt… a French statue is losing its luster as people continue to kiss his crotch… man shot a rifle into a D.C. pizza shop, thinking Hilary Clinton was running a child-sex ring out of it… man starts forest fires out of boredom, scorched 16 acres… woman born without a vagina has plan to have children one day… a man took LSD, stripped naked, and pretended to be a tiger.