A man attempted to hide cocaine in his stomach fat, arrested for DUI… a tumor containing a miniature brain was found in a woman’s ovary… neighbors fighting over snow removal has tires shot out… half a pound of kitty litter found in man’s car mistaken for methamphetamine… a man who stole a TV remote is sentenced to 22 years in prison… woman drove into Susquehanna river, continued to drink her beer as cops arrived.