Two drunk men snuck into giraffe pen at zoo… $500 dollar heroine ‘Success’ card… More airline problems and brawls… Photo surfaced of a nude fisherman hugging dead shark… Driver climbed out of car and accidentally shot his penis… PA highschooler received Assoc. degree before HS diploma… Teen gets Wendy’s nuggets for a year after setting retweet record… Church goer pulls down his pants in front of congregation.