A bear broke into a boy’s bedroom and bear runs away after the boy scares him away with his screams… A Jacksonville man accidently shoots himself in the penis after sitting on gun in the driver’s seat of the car… British woman gets charged with sexual assault again for using a fake penis and hiding her identity in order to have sex with her friend… Attempted ISIS suicide bomber accidently blows himself up along with 12 of his friends at his going away party… Prostitution deal goes bad after a 70 year old man is stabbed by a prostitute in the shoulder because he only paid her in $2 in quarters and wouldn’t give her edible panties…