Elderly couple fined after a drunken rampage through a hotel… Traveler who roundhouse kicked customs officer at JFK Airport was charged with assaulting federal employee… Man calls 911 after he took cold medicine and awoke to find wife slain… Somebody left a massive wooden penis in a Sweden park and nobody knows why… Authorities investigating a Burning Man Festival incident where a man burned alive after running through a burning effigy… Wife allegedly cut off her husband’s penis because he spent too much time playing golf, she proceeded to flush it down the toilet…