Man running “crack lab” was busted by hotel guests who were undercover detectives… Genius guy buried his alcohol three weeks prior to a festival and dug it up once he got there three weeks later to find his water bottle of vodka in good condition… A case was thrown out a year after a man farted twice in front of an officer and was fined $900… Botched nose job left a man with painful, constant erection… California Police report man finding naked woman asleep in home when he returned from work, did not know the woman… Larry the Lobster has failed to draw a single bid at auction in Australia, restaurant for sale as well…