#348 When You Really Think About It, We’re All Just Gorilla Arms Floating In The Ocean

FBI agents discovered 3,000 embalmed penises at a funeral home… woman had an affair with daughter’s husband, tried to kill him for ruining daughter’s marriage… during a swingers party, one participant attempted to run others over after dispute… Saudi Arabian teacher arrested for superimposing Yoda onto their king’s face… police pulled over a driver smelling of pot, said it was “only a little”, turned out to be 300 pounds.