Man called police while being chased by Sheriff’s Deputies due to pot possession… A German driver, who had forgotten where he parked his car 20 years ago, had his car returned to him… Officials with the Naval Air Station in Whidbey were involved in obscene sky writings of genitals… Eel got stuck up a man’s butt while drunk and it made its way to the man’s abdomen… 20 tons of Swedish meatballs blocked a road… Suspect stole an Elmwood utility truck with an employee still in the bucket…