#395 Ad in the Local Newspaper: STOP POOPING ON MY LAWN

A man biting his fellow passengers grounded a Jet Blue flight… a man at a hotel unbolted an ATM and walked out the door with it… train collided with a semi-truck full of food, people filmed scavenging the wreckage… man caught in underage sex solicitation sting found with lube and chicken alfredo soup… a service dog charged the stage of a showing of Cats on Broadway… man claiming self-defense after pummeling a 5-year old with a tennis racket… New Orleans Christmas display shows Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer roasting over a spit.