A frustrated passenger opened the emergency exit on a taxied plane and crawled onto the wing… a woman has a lesion on her eyeball from Christmas card glitter… a rat spotted on an Alaska Airlines plane caused it to be delayed… a man with a green tongue was unable to beat DUI charges… police investigating a stolen $1.3 million bottle of vodka… truck driver failed to remove 6 feet of snow off of his vehicle… students injured after snorting what they thought was cocaine, but was actually a “date-rape” drug.