Surgeon shows up for surgery in Kentucky while intoxicated… California man had a 5 ½ foot tape worm inside him… Maine man punched himself in the face to avoid a breathalyzer… 6 year old gets entire class high after bringing marijuana gummies to class… Bear named Berkley in Alberta was fed ice cream from Dairy Queen… Man attempting to rob a Credit Union left his keys on the counter and had to go back… Eight decades of muskrat platters in NJ are halting because volunteers don’t have the time…