A coconut in a coffin exploded and scared everyone in a crematorium in the UK… A Chicago man shot a lady because she was being too loud… The President of Wild Things Zoo is pleading guilty to sexual harassment after he showed his penis on an elevator… A morgue technician was fired after he had sex with a dead Russian TV star… A man escaped from prison and went straight to a Burger King… A 9-year old girl sold 312 boxes of cookies after setting up outside a marijuana dispensary…