A 23 year old man says painkillers have changed his sexual orientation to gay after taking them for a broken foot… A 42 year old man in a police chase was stopped and told police he was the reincarnation of Jesus… An Australian golfer has been jailed after drunkenly stabbing his best friend in a near-fatal incident on the course… A woman died after her lover sprinkled cocaine on his penis… A burglary allows 16 kangaroos to escape from zoo… 2 men attempted to rob Girl Scouts in front of Tacoma store… Male gym-goer sues after ‘three men masturbated while staring at him’ in a steam room…
#466 Side Effects for This Drug Include: Headaches, Diarrhea & Questioning Your Sexuality(?)