Barber gives a child a bad haircut then forces him to sweep up the hair… Man writes review of Mango Chicken at a restaurant, says he wants to marry it, restaurant offers man chance to marry it… Canadian Beaver was caught trying to break into a house… A former 911 operator who hung up on 1000 calls, was sentenced to 9 months in jail… County Commissioner Nick Nicholson pays couple to have sex with his wife gets charged with prostitution… Michigan couple had their 14th son last Thursday… Berkley teacher was placed on leave when he brought a deactivated bazooka to class…