A man is facing assault charges after an argument over a beer koozie… Young girl wrote Texas police department saying thank you for pulling my mom over because she took away her phone… A man reported a three foot snake emerged from his box of cereal before slithering into his dishwasher… Shyte chocolate caused a stir in Scotland when someone won a bucket of it… A man who is fixated with Johnny Depp killed a 69 year old man with a guitar… A Hawaiian man was hit by a flying piece of lava and says the rock nearly cut his leg in half while helping others…