#513 Always Check Your IKEA Couches for Guns as Bullets May or May Not Be Included


Man was spotted riding a hood of a car on 95 in Florida while on the phone… Florida man broke into his old house and stole a pulled pork sandwich and an energy drink…Woman found out she had a parasitic worm under her skin after a lump on her face started to move…Man’s wife brought him back to jail after he was released by accident… Hot air balloon pilot survived after a fiery explosion crash into power lines…Farmer invents a motorcycle sidecar for his horse to travel…Teenager cuts a “willy” into grass after mowing the lawn…Child shoots a loaded gun that he found in a sofa at an Ikea… Naked man was arrested after trying to set a fire and claiming he is Jesus…