Man stole his date’s car to take out her godsister… Vermont women received burns after falling into a parsnip plant…Cross dressing man posing as a bored housewife tricked men into being blindfolded and conned into sex acts for a gay porn site…Former Olympic show jumper drew penises and vulgar messages in pigs blood on the wall of a cheating lover…Firefighters responded to a fire that was caused by the spontaneous combustion of tortilla chips…Pimp Earl is suspected to be a part of an alleged carjacking at a McDonalds… Woman was caught with pounds of chicken infused with heroin… A group of fishermen watched as a 500 pound grouper ate a 3 foot shark