Woman loses an internship to NASA after telling board member to “suck her dick and balls” on Twitter… security guard who filmed himself farting on the job every day fired for doing so in uniform… man discovered two highly valuable sports cars in his grandmother’s garage after sitting unused for three decades… MMA fighter ripped his ball sack open with a power tool… someone is stealing buoy bells from buoys along the coast of New England… a North Carolina town has named “Bigfoot” as their official town animal.