23 year old in New Zealand was admittedly high as a kite when he tried to steal a squirrel monkey from a zoo… Indiana Sheriff says it doesn’t appear laws were broken when two men posted a video of them manipulating a dead body… Police responded to a break in at a Jamba Juice and the person was smashing windows with a samurai sword… Customers at a spa are encouraged to get an HIV test after a vampire facial… A man was arrested after cutting his neighbor with a chainsaw after a dispute over a shrub growing between yards… British tourist have been urinating in mini bar hotel bottles so they don’t get charged… A mother and child who fell on a subway track hid under a platform under the track while the train passed over them…