West Virginian found covered in silver after huffing paint was arrested for brutally beating his mother… Man sends his daughter into an arcade game to retrieve a Nintendo Switch… A supermarket had to throw out multiple pallets of fresh produce after a man rubbed them on his butt… Eight firefighters were sent to rescue what looked like a corpse, but turned out to be a blow-up doll… A student suffered a gunshot wound to the hand at an elementary school after a second grader took a gun to school… A six and nine year old were shot at by a neighbor in their own yard because they were apparently trying to break into his car… 2 grizzlies killed by Wyoming wildlife officials after hunting guide fatally mauled… 1 kilo of gold, nine gold bars, was found in a 24 year old’s rectum in airport security… 60 hearses showed up in Hell, Michigan despite the annual hearse festival being cancelled…