A kayaker in New Zealand captured video of a seal hitting another kayaker with an Octopus… A Florida woman cut a man’s face with a kitchen knife because he wouldn’t have sex with her… Florida grandmother opened her blinds to find a naked man standing there so she took out her teeth and shouted “Grandma no teeth!” to scare him away… A woman was caught burglarizing a frat house without pants, defecated in the room and escaped through an open window… An Italian man died having sex after sleeping with over 6000 women… A cancer patient had to reschedule trip to New York after accidentally listing herself as a terrorist…